"was it triple coupon day at cap'n dave's abundantly-stuffed quiver hut? new scissors showed up from amazon and you just couldn't wait to take 'em for a spin, hm? ziggy finally find his rainbow? i can keep going, boss."
HERO FOR HIRE (no joke) wrongs righted. bad guys beaten. no crime too small to crack, no villain too villainous to vilify LET ME SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS FOR YOU half super hero / half private eye TERMINAL DO-GOODER WANTS TO DO GOOD FOR YOU